10 Most funny
sins we all do!

10. Premarital sex

There’s no point in listing one of the countless chapters and verses in the Bible that states premarital sex is a sin. That’s a fundamental Christian belief so there you go.


9. Wearing polyester, or any other fabric blends

Cristiano Ronaldo is right when he demands his football jerseys be 100 percent cotton. Maybe he knows something we don’t? One way or another, millions of soccer players around the world are in serious trouble.


8. Pulling out

Genesis 38:9: “And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother’s wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.”

7. Eating assorted seafood

Leviticus 10–11: “And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcasses in abomination.”


6. Working on Saturday

Let’s just count and see if there’s a single human being on earth who won’t go to hell over this. You lucky lazy bastards. You never worked any day of the week anyway.


5. Wives helping out their husbands in a fight

If your man wins, then more power to you for marrying Chuck Norris. If he loses, just deal with the fact that you married a wimp.


4. Round haircuts

Leviticus 19:27: “You shall not round off the side-growth of your heads . . .”

The Beatles and Lloyd Christmas from Dumb and Dumber are already burning in hell.


3. Or trimming your beard

Translation: Just make sure you keep a clean-cut style. No goatee, beards, or mustaches allowed . . . ever.


2. Divorcing with your lying, cheating partner

Don’t pay attention to your spouse if he’s cheating on you, beats the crap out of you, doesn’t work, makes you feel less like a human, and so on; especially if you’re a woman. Just suck it up and honor your marriage.


1. Eating cheeseburgers

Leviticus 3:17: “It shall be a perpetual statute for your generations throughout all your dwellings, that ye eat neither fat nor blood.”


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