10. Premarital sex
There’s no point in listing one of the countless chapters and verses in the Bible that states premarital sex is a sin. That’s a fundamental Christian belief so there you go.
8. Pulling out
Genesis 38:9: “And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother’s wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.”
7. Eating assorted seafood
Let’s just count and see if there’s a single human being on earth who won’t go to hell over this. You lucky lazy bastards. You never worked any day of the week anyway.
5. Wives helping out their husbands in a fight
If your man wins, then more power to you for marrying Chuck Norris. If he loses, just deal with the fact that you married a wimp.
3. Or trimming your beard
1. Eating cheeseburgers
Leviticus 3:17: “It shall be a perpetual statute for your generations throughout all your dwellings, that ye eat neither fat nor blood.”